My Top Ten Futurama Quotes

Every now and then, when I need a little pick me up, I remember some line from Futurama, and laugh. Here are my top ten favorites - I know I've forgotten some, but they didn't come to the top of my head:

1.
Mrs. Wong: Yeah. This time we get most decorated law man in the whole universe!
Kif: You mean-- Oh, no, please. I beg you! Oh, for the love of--
Zapp: I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan, at your service!

2.
Gypsy: Well, there is perhaps one way. Have you heard of the Monks of Deshuba?
Fry: I've not heard of them.

3.
*Fry is locked in a battle with Zoidberg on his home planet, in a giant arena. As he is about to claim victory, he stops and addresses the crowd*
Fry: My fellow fish monsters, far be it for me to question your stupid civilization or its dumb customs, but is squeezing each other's brains out with a giant nutcracker really going to solve anything?

4.
Fry: Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures?
Leela: An idea?

5.
In response to Zapp Brannigan's testimony before court:
DOOP Leader: Captain Leela, is this rambling tale of magic and heroism true?
Leela: Well...
Professor: That's it, if they fire him, we can keep him as captain
Leela: It's all true! My female incompetence! Zapp's cat-like reflexes! The stuff that made no sense! All of it!

6.
Fry: Leela! You shouldn't be listening. I don't want you to hear it till it's done.
Leela: But it's so beautiful.
Fry: So's a peacock but you don't eat it until it's cooked.

7.
[Fry turns the stereo on and Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby Got Back plays. Leela turns it off.]
Leela: You can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.

8.
Ken: Oh, my. Anyway, your immunity is due to the fact that you lack the delta brainwave. It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather.
Fry: I did do the nasty in the past-y!
Nibbler: Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. You are the last hope of the universe.

9.
Big Brain: Well, here we are. Trapped for eternity.
Brain #2: We could sing American Pie.
Fry: Go ahead. I deserve it.

10.
Zapp: Precisely. Now, in the name of all that is good and honourable, we'll call the Neutral President with a message of peace, then blast him.
Bender: Yes, sir, sirdy-sir-sir-sir!
Zapp: Fly the white flag of war.